Too Young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip Shirt

Too Young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Unisex T-Shirt / Black / S
$18.94
Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Too Young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip Shirt

Too Young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$18.94
Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Unique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks

Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.

📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.

The Good Stuff

  • 🎨 No Cheap Print Here – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
  • 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
  • 👕 Throw It On & Go – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
  • 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Materials & Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Pick your color from the chart above.
  2. Choose your size using the size guide.
  3. Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!

Shipping Details

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns aren’t available, but reach out if you need any help – we’ve got you.

🛒 Visit InkVerseWear.com for more styles. Crafted with care, delivered with love.

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